met a guy today who is 6'11, wearing a shirt that says in big bold letters i'm 6'11, yes that's tall, no i don't play basketball, stop asking.

People still ask him.

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jun 5, 2014 · 1.

At least tell me you row.

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You should really play basketball.

mar 20, 2024 · dominate awkward conversations with our hilarious comebacks for tall people!

Shut down short jokes with wit and confidence

insults that you can use on tall people upon meeting them for the first time, provided the tall person has a sense of humor.

Remember the aim of the game isn’t to get hammered.

dec 5, 2023 · but, these days, people are calling out tall people with hilarious jokes too.

So, if you’re tall, don’t be too quick to count yourself safe from some good roasting.

In this article, i’ve compiled a list of funny insults for tall people.

insult people based on their actions not their shapes.

Because someone you didn't intend to hurt who shares their shape could get hit in the crossfire.

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